Anonymous asked: i herd u wanted to hu with demos o.O

i herd u were a wild one o.O

Anonymous asked: Studies show that homosexual women more than 70% of the time get double the salary of women that are married to men.

Anonymous asked: Larry Chan is writing all these things honey!!!

ugh larry!

Anonymous asked: Once you get over the fear of cliqueiness and bitchery, you’ll be surprised to find that most gays are actually nice and welcoming. Congratulations, gay dude! You’re a part of a really fun group of people. We’re typically creative, smart, and funny (STEREOTYPE, STEREOTYPE, STEREOTYPE) and we’re not going to bite you unless you ask for it (Shit, STEREOTYPE!). One can never have enough gay friends so please start making them ASAPular. You’ll need them to guide you through your homosexual journey.

omg who is writing these things? 

Anonymous asked: i will do whatever i can to turn u lesbian then once u come out we can be together <3 screw all those boys that dont want u gurl and find a bunch of lesbians that do want u!!!

no thanks!!

tempting though